5. It's real good at making two things one.
4. Sometimes it breaks off before you are done.
3. Sometimes its hard to see the end. You search on the roll with your fingernail again and again and again...
2. Sorry you guys, I have a gig tonight and I don't have time really to do a decent Top 5.
1. So instead, I leave you in the capable hands of Flight of the Conchords. Catch you tomorrow, loyal readers.